Im Maritonie. I complain about everything. I love maroon 5! 16 not sweet.

chillatthedisco:

do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

"   I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly   "
unknown (via handcrafted-in-germany)